Oh dear, something funny....

David Sedaris was on the Daily Show last night and told a joke I found so cute.

A man is going to bed late at night, and there is a knock on the door. He opens it, and there is a snail, who asks 'Would you like to buy some magazine subscriptions?' The guy is so angry he kicks the snail as hard as he can and goes to bed. Two years later, there is again a knock on the door in the night, and there is the snail.

'What the fuck was THAT all about?'

I fell apart.

Oh my.....

Funny... found on Joe.My.God

I guess anyone can make anything into a scandal...

Grammar is out. click the title for the story.