The Night of the Rockers

Oratorio for Oskar in S/M andante con brio


On a night of no moon, I went down to the park.
And under the fir trees it was so inky dark!
In the stillness I then heard an owl's 'hoot' so clear
That I suddenly knew I had something to fear!
Look out! There are Rockers about!
So look out! 'Cause they might find you out!
Oh! Look out!

Where the statue of Mozart stared blind as a bat,
Twas there I saw Harry, who knows where it's at.
He said he had just met a man dressed in leather,
Who gave him the eye and then talked of the weather.
His belt was 'this' wide and was studded with brass.
They went into the brush, the man belted his ass!
Look out! There are crazies about!
So look out! They might give you a clout!
Oh! Look out!

In a car down the lane, I could see Tommy Tic.
He drives down there each evening and looks for a trick.
The boys, they all know him, avoid him with ease.
Most nights he goes home to his friend in defeat.
The last time he tried a 'Duett zu Dritt'
Was two years ago, and the John took a fit!
Look out! There are weak hearts about!
So look out! That you can do without!
Oh! Look out!

Then up near the fountain where pheasants are housed,
I ran into Mario, who'd just been de-loused.
He smiled when he saw me and then came quite near,
And whispered 'Drop Trou' and I'll blow you, my dear.'
I did and he did and the feeling was grand,
Till I was aware of a third pair of hands!
Look out! There are Peepers about!
So look out! They might join in your bout!
OH! Look out!

Well, then I walked down to the round weather station
To check on the time and the trade situation.
And there Phiny said, 'It'll cost you some money.'
I said, 'Fine for you, but not for me, honey.
His arm slipped around me. 'I'm good, never fear.'
A girl's voice behind us screamed, 'Look at those queers!'
Look out! There are BREEDERS about!
So look out! I said, 'hey, must you SHOUT?'
Oh! Look out!

The last stars were fading, I was thinking of bed.
When up came a young thing, said, 'Hi, my name's Fred.'
I asked, 'How's it going?' He said, 'Not too bad.'
I said, 'How about it?' He said he'd be glad.
We'd hardly got started, came an Indian's whoop,
And in crashed ten Rockers, all in a group!
Look out! There are Rockers about!
So look out! Now which way is out?
Oh! Look out!

'Hi guys, what's happening?' I asked them at ease.
'You looking to have a good time 'neath the trees?'
They stood there confused, and so I grabbed Fred,
And told him, 'Keep still, while I give you some head!'
The Rockers looked on, and seemed very perplexed.......
And then they got horny! I just love group sex!
Look out! There are Rockers about!
So look out! Show no fear, they'll flip out!
Oh! Look out!


Graz 1981