I thought the full moon was over. Age-ism Week

You KNOW you're getting older when....

Your spam in your e-mail box wants to sell you enemas instead of penile growth vaccums, or viagra.

Enemas, hey! Wow. Just.... wow. 'Remove colon weight, and toxic substances.' Uh-HUH.

Well, holy shit on a shingle, you should forgive the expression... Ain't that somethin.....

How kinky.... can you GET, hey????

Listen, I know how older Murikans get if they are travelling and aren't 'regular'. Have heard it first hand in fact.... but that really goes beyond the pale.

Colon weight and toxic substances In-deed, hey. I used to work with a woman who was fixated on that and always threatened us with an enema laced with red pepper and tobasco sauce if we didn't do what she wanted us to. And yes, THAT was kinky.... Although I had no inclination to take her up on the offer. (Yuck.)

(Why do I always run into crazy ladies in my professional life? Magnetism? Am a wimp? Whatever...)

So ok. Full moon. have to accept I am an oldie. Haven't needed viagra, and won't. But enemas for health reasons? Wow.

Not going there.