Just a ps....Rats in the Strand...

came out one night, and had a fight in front of the first row of the Strand. It was ugly. And I was doing the rounds, and this guy grabbed my coat, and said, 'Please tell my wife those are CATS fighting.' And I said, 'Of course, Sir, what else WOULD they be?' And got the hell out of there. Rats and bats, it was awful. And if there was one thing I knew... you don't corner rats, and especially if they are fighting. Those mo-fos are horrible. And they jump so high, Spiderman couldn't do it. Just a memory.