I have a duck sitting on a table nearby...

No, not a live one... it's cooked to perfection...

I received a gift certificate for a supermarket, and since I hadn't been able to afford one for a few years now... I bought a duck.

And made it a la 'orange'....

And now it is just sitting there minus half a breast. It wasn't what I planned, but... my appetite is really small these days.

Wanna come over?