And if I would ever have wanted to be murdered....

I'd have .... no, not in a kazillion years. Two hundred twenty-nine dollars for THAT... get me my breathaliser.

Deep breath. The horridays were bad enough, ok? And it had to be traditional. With wax candles on holders which made me anxious enough as it was... And very traditional. I made inroads, I did... put on a string of lights... white ones, because nothing else would have been accepatble. And I didn't have to hold my breath and hope the tree didn't catch fire.

That he liked...

If I had brought one of THOSE home...

I would have suffered physical harm. What is WRONG with those people?