oh, Oh, OH! Eva Longaria and Nicolette Sheridan in Vienna!

Just kill me now, and I will go out there and die happy.

If Marsha Cross were to join the party, I WOULD go out with dozens of red roses and kneel at her feet and try to present them to her, but that is another story....

Ok, background....

The Opera Ball in Vienna is THE event of the year. And out there, they have this crazy guy who is in construction, has a mall, and is rich, rich, rich. But the hoi-polloi of Vienna society doesn't really like him. Not really. They have the longest noses they can look down at those whom they don't like... He's a smart businessman, made tons of money.... but doesn't have the 'manners', you know?

So what the guy DOES, is buy one of the most expensive Loges at this event, and hires Hollywood stars to 'walk' and make a news splash. The hired ones have to give autographs at his mall on the afternoon beforehand. And he spends like crazy, just to shine for this one evening, is usually in his cups, and makes an ass of himself.

(A Loge at the Vienna Opera Ball is so astronomical..... you would throw up at the price, believe me. And have been there often for other things, and the prices made me balk.)

So THIS year.... he wanted to hire Eva Longoria, but she got a better offer and is supposedly coming to Vienna. So he hired Nicolette Sheridan. Better known as Gabrielle and Evie on Desperate Housewives.

I hope that they have tons of fun in Vienna. But Nicolette is really in for a schock. The Constructionist is the proletariat, and 'grob'.

She won't love it.