Am sort of feeling like THIS today....

So ok, if I gives you a brace of coneys, will it keep its' Hands in its pocketses, Precioussss? gollum...

Just because I am of a certain age doesn't mean you can pretend to be honestly interested and then turn around and after winning a modicum of trust, suddenly want cash for services.

Tricksy, false, Preciousses... So you takes the coneys, and you goes away, all right? And don't you cooks them. Nawsty. And that is all I have to say on the subject.