Ooooo I have a U-Boot and we're hiding out from 'La Puppe'

Sometimes things get very action film and fun. A U-Boot is a submarine, and can also mean someone who hides out in the unlikeliest place.

La Puppe is my landlady, who is still doll-like the way she dresses and makes herself up, with a gravel voice that even Ethel Merman would have envied. And can hit the back row up in the upper tier of any theater in the world.

So I have a U-Boot. And can entertain it while we hide out from Chucky's Bride.

This means I am having 'fun' at the moment, but what the hell, it is St. Patrick's Day four days from now....