Ummm I just received my notice.....

I AM NOW A BLOODY PENSIONER, BACK-DATED TO JANUARY FIRST!

(Imagine Stephen Colbert running through his studio triumphantly...)

Ok, I have some problems with this and only had a half hour to digest this reality.

And haven't really had the time to tell anyone about it, or read the pages of fine print and what it involves.

I was so overjoyed, the first person I told was my neigbor Sarah. Logical.. From the post box to the door, and say, 'Oh, LOOK!' (Jon Stewart style..) And she kissed me on both cheeks in congratulation, and smelled so nice.....

That is sort of worrying, people.... What the hell is happening to me?

I'll figure it out in time. But till then, just want to carry on.