I have been meaning to say this for weeks now...

Kentucky Fried Chicken folded in my city. They lasted about four months...

Starbucks had to pull out of Austria last year....

I was fucking thrilled.

To the CEO's of both companies: what the hell were you thinking?

You come into the country that INVENTED 'coffee house culture' and think you will corner the market, or invade the one place that is famed for fresh fried baked chicken, and think you are gonna corner the market? And when people go by, they know that the frying oil is old, and stinks, or rumple their noses at the idea of vanilla in coffee? And drinking it out of plastic cups?

Well, buh-bye... And before the door hits you in the arse beforehand... to quote the most wonderful chancellor we ever had, 'Learn some history'.

Now... if we can only get MacDonald's to leave and go down the drain. Yeah, I have an issue with them. The only kids with acne hang out there. That should tell you something, if you have eyes in your head....

Tja.