oh.... my... gawd... The UK entry isn't a train wreck...

It is a disaster of enormous proportions. If my late friend John were still alive, well, am pretty certain he would be rolling on the floor laughing, holding his sides, and yelling 'Oh please stop it, it hurts!' What totally surprises me, by the way, is how this clusterfuck of a contest got so bad, and that there are some people in America who absolutely love it. Seemingly, I've lost a couple of beads in the ancient abacus I have in my brain.